GETTING WILD ON THE BENCH: A PENGUIN'S VIEW

Well, we gotta talk about the true scoop. Being a penguin on that sidelines is more like just watching. It's a whole thing. You got your typical competition, sure, but then there's the secret stuff. You see things, you hear things, stuff you wouldn't believe! Like when that forward went soaring into the rink wall, I swear, it looked like a cartoon